I?d bet that they?d be surprised to discover that you were a worse sex case than me. I should leave you here like this until Mum and Dad come home ju...t so they could see the truth for themselves.? I shook my head despairingly. Christine approached Melanie, flashing me an evil glance as she passed. She whispered in Melanie?s ear whilst she smiled cruelly at me. Melanie brightened into a beatific expression of pure joy. She clasped Christine to her bosom and kissed her on both cheeks. Then. The only good news was that I wasn't the only one having trouble. Whatever feminine image they had in their minds, the other students turned themselves into everything from pre-teen schoolgirls to lesbian bikers to country club housewives to post-menopause grandmother types. I barely noticed. I was a basket case, sitting with my head bent forward and my eyes locked onto the top of my desk, stewing in my failure.When the class mercifully was over, I went up to Graham in the hallway. Now, before. The longest sexual relationship I've had has been with my best friend Marks' wife. Now I know what your thinking, I've been fucking my best friends wife behind his back, well you'd be wrong Mark knew I was sleeping with Samantha and didn't care he even joined in.It all started because they wouldn't stop talking about their sex life in front of me, I would beg them to stop but that would never work. One day I decided to get into it like it was turning me on but all that did was make it worse.. My family was strict because we were very religious. At least the rest of them were -- it didn't 'take' very well with me! I went to a Catholic high school, and knew essentially nothing about sex except that you only did it for making babies. At least that's the Catholic party line about it, anyway. But I had one really daring friend my senior year who talked me into letting her lick my slit. Man, talk about a revelation! She triggered an amazing orgasm and I was instantly hooked. We'd play.