It was louder and the energy level jumped up to a sudden level high above what it was only moments before. I stood and looked out the small window. I ...idn’t see anything at first, but then I saw it. A small band of men, ten maybe, were making their way toward the castle. I tried to see who they were, but my eyes could only make out small figures. They approached slowly, almost as if they were tired. Finally when they were only a few yards from the gate, I could make out their plaids. My heart. "Bill, I think I feel something here. And I think I can help you with it. Why don't I help you out of these pants?"He couldn't believe his ears. This time there was no mistaking it. Miss Jones had offered to 'help' him out. What else could that mean? All he could do was stand there as Miss Jones started undoing his pants and talking."Bill, have you ever done this before?"All he could do was tell the truth and shake his head. "No." That's OK. I'll try and make this memorable for you. Do you have. I don't know. I mean I love you..." And you care a lot for Carly too. I know. Frank, can't you see that this is the best for all of us?"I hesitated."Besides, I know you're attracted to her." I've been trying to hide it." Oh hell Frank," my wife said in that men-are-so-stupid tone that women have been perfecting ever since Eve, "I knew the first time I brought you home for dinner." Well," I said judiciously, "Carly's not you, but she's not bad."Even over the phone I could hear Jody dimple.. Knowing that madhuji loved such events I went back into the kitchen and asked if she would like to go She got excited and remarked she had not been to the Mela since Uncle died 5 years ago. Because it would get alte I told her to go pack some clothes and we’d make a night of it with dinner at a fav restaurant, the mela and then stay over in a hotel. While I was on the phone with the hotel madhu came back into the kitchen. When she heard me requesting 2 rooms she interrupted me and said to just.