‘Oh, Max!’ she whispered to herself, tears trickling down her cheek, ‘Oh, Tiger! I wish you were here!’ Exhausted, she hung on her frame, bare...y conscious, aware only of the pain in her arms and breasts, and of the vibrations in her pussy. She gazed down at her naked body, the soft white flesh criss-crossed with angry red welts – on her breasts, stomach, pubic area, and thighs. She could only imagine what her poor buttocks and back looked like. She sobbed quietly, all hope now vanquished. She. With my hands around her waist, I thrust her on me over and over while she clamored in my ear, ‘Give me your cock, give me all your cock, goddamit, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me . . .’ until finally I exploded inside of her with ferocious force. ‘I hope you liked that,’ I said, gathering myself. She licked my dick clean before I pulled up my trousers. She seemed to want more, wanting to suck on my cock until it came alive and grew hard again, but I was starting to suspect this was only a tactic.. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, ‘Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?’“Nah,” says the little old Jewish man... “Costs too much!”These are compliments of J & B.Paraprosdokianis a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected - and oft times humorous:1. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.2. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.3.. ” she purred.She reached out for my erect cock and grabbed it hard, in both hands.“I love your Scottish Veiny Sausage....” she murmured and proceeded to lick the tip of my shaft, and ran the tip of her tongue, down my shaft, tasting and exploring every inch, every ridge and every vein. She squeezed my shaft and kissed my balls, before wrapping her mouth around my cock, slowing taking it deep inside.I felt her tongue on the underside of my cock and could feel her teeth near the base. She grabbed.