"I couldn't believe this was my dad, so I questioned, "Are you telling me I can try again?"He glared at me and stated, "Hell no! Vern has your number ...nd he will be watching you like a hawk."That reminded me of something so I asked, "Dad, you implied that Vern and Erv had a relationship, is that true?"He looked at me and replied, "Shithead remember Vern was in my class in school and it was well known he liked boys and not girls."I felt brave so I asked one more question, "So why is it that Vern. ME!!!Of course the dancing, being post 'Sexual Freedom Charter', was of a highly sexual nature and, being as it was in the same closed off area as the karaoke night, developed into a naked but well controlled sexual free-for-all where at different times I found any two of Marion, Maddy, Patricia Barnett and the other barmaid Melanie Raines in my strong arms. All this of course was on the proviso that Frank Barnett looked after Marion and gave her plenty of TLC, something, I might add, that he. I begin undoing my jeans in order to free you from this moment of indecision, and as I am trying to get them off you are smothering me in kisses. My neck, my breasts, my belly. You take each of my hard nipples in for a nibble, and I reach down and bring your face up to mine. I kiss you. I kiss you like I have wanted to kiss you exactly like this in this moment every day of my entire adult life.You back away in order to take me in with your eyes. All of me. You smile and give me a disapproving. His mother gotherself under control and slowly turned her blushing son in acircle so the two of them could look him over. "We can't leave Jamie standing here in just her panties andbra!" She said sarcasticly to her smiling daughter. Darlaagreed, then told her mother to wait a second. Once again sheleft the room, but this time when she returned she had anarmful of clothes. She held out a lacy half-slip and suggested that Jamie shouldput it on. "It might help hide that ugly lump in the front.