The tales of what will happen when he finally win’s the lottery and all he will do with all of that money. The endless recounting of ‘one time’ ...nd ‘when I was a kid’ and ‘I knew this guy who knew this guy’… I will never need to know how to align pipes in the ground. I don’t care that blue ice falls from the sky at a velocity of… I don’t want to or, need to know the properties of diatomaceous earth verses other dirt. No! No! NO! I do NOT want to know how the filter on the refrigerator works. Wright. Mrs. Wright pulled me into a hug. I smiled and said hello. After that I went inside to change. I grabbed some shorts and a tank top. I went into the bathroom to change. I looked in the mirror. I put on some mascara and put a little mouse in my hair. As I walked out of the bathroom, I wasn't paying attention. I ran into something hard. I looked up. It was Chris."Hey there." I said happily. Again, he smirked. "Okay what? Do you have a problem with the way I talk?" I said. I rolled onto my back and thought about my situation. I’d decided that as unusual as it was, I was never going to deny what the girls meant to me.So I continued, “It’s a bit complicated, and I think I’ve earned enough of your respect for you to listen before you make any snap decisions.”She looked piercingly into my eyes and must have liked what she saw as she nodded and her hand crept back and she took hold of my hand.“Sally been my best friend and lover for the past twelve years; she’s the. Relating to him, regular sex (yes, including masturbation) could make you research to 7 years younger!It makes you a better personSexual arousal releases a hormone called oxytocin, which has been found to make you a more trusting, generous and sociable person. Some lucky MDs studied the effects of ‘private self-stimulation’ on oxytocin and found them to be “significantly higher during orgasm/ejaculation than during prior baseline testing.” Fantastic, we say!It makes you feel happierWe’ve all.