I freely admit that the dogs did most of the work, but I wuz exhausted. I had no idea how tirin' war could be. The dogs were puffin' an' blowin' a lot... too, but I wuz shore more tired than them. Maybe it wuz cuz they had done this sort of thin' more times than me, but they seem ta be better adapted ta the action than I wuz.The three women rushed from under the wagon an' all three embraced me in a gigantic hug of relief an' love. The dogs walked over ta take part in the love fest, an' they. Plod ... plod ... day in, day out. Get up ... yup, same guy looking back in the mirror ... shave the face, flush, shower. Dress ... maybe it's shirt and tie ... or maybe it's mechanics overhauls ... regardless ... you're one of the faceless millions preparing for the daily grind."Come get it before I slop it to the hogs!" comes the cry from the kitchen. The thundering herd is heard on the stairs or the hall. There is always the, "She did it." "Did not." "Did too." "Shut up and eat, you'll miss. She thought back to her first meeting with her beloved David at a January Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas four years prior. His new company had a booth across the aisle from the booth her Russian company Robo-Russ was using. She had an idea to use his company’s high-density batteries in a robot she was building, and that led to a dinner, and ... as they say the rest is history. Almost two years earlier she’d taken a pledge of love to David and to his eight wives at the time. One or two. “So why don’t you stay here sunning yourlittle ass? I think you front is well done,” I realized with another startthat I had slept in the sun much longer than I had planned, my whole frontand face had caught a great deal more sun than I had planned.“Here we’ll make sure you stay nice and tight.” This last was said as heproduced a roll of silver duct tape from a previously unnoticed duffel athis feet. Both boys forcibly rolled me over on to my front and proceed tobind me, none to gently, to the.