S Salute, Aussie : brushing flies awaySalvos, the : Salvation Army, bless themSandgroper : a person from Western AustraliaSanger : a sandwichSav : sav...loy (see also “fair suck of the sav!”)Schooner : large beer glass in Queensland; medium beer glass in South AustraliaScratchy : instant lottery ticketScreamer : party lover; “two pot screamer” - somebody who gets drunk on very little alcoholSeppo (Septic tank, rhyming slang): an AmericanServo : petrol stationShag on a rock, stands out like a :. I had to make him think it was impossible.“Josh is gay!” I blurted out, without thinking it through.“What?” Larry asked, stunned.“He’s gay! Nothing is going on with us,” I told Larry, hoping to God that he believed me. “He wouldn’t do anything with me, even if I had wanted to. I told you; it was just art.”Amazingly, it worked. Larry calmed down, and we were able to talk through everything. To my surprise, it sounded as though Larry was not that angry that I might have had sex with Josh. He was. Gayle had weighed about 125 pounds when we got married, with large breasts, although she was in good enough shape that they really didn’t sag much. After the birth of our second child, she begin to lose interest in what she looked like, and she had put on a lot of weight. Her breasts now sagged, and she had what could charitably be called a potbelly. She drank coke constantly, often as much as a six-pack a day, and despite my rather pointed comments, she simply refused to talk about her. ” his voice shaky and he sounds like he is about to cry, my hand unconsciously going higher, stroking along his upper thighs and very close to his growing bulge. “…sis I’m sorry but I was masturbating over a picture I found of you…and- and they saw it and made perverted jokes and everything”-my heart beating like a drum inside my chest at this point my hand digging into his thigh-“ and I guess I just lost it, I beat one of the guys up real bad… that’s why I got kicked off the te-“ I felt the.