"Oh, hi Penny. What are you doing here? Are the two of you having coitus again?" "Well, we were until you interrupted us," she sarcastically told him ...s she held the sheet over her naked body. "I'm sorry, but I need to discuss something very important with Leonard about the conference. Leonard, did you know that they were discussing string theory? I mean, really, who actually believes that hocus?" "Are you serious?" Penny said. "THAT'S what was so important that you interrupted us and barged in. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong."I feel terrible!" He explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."The blonde says, "Don't worry."She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.The Easter Bunny. 'As she walked up the aisle towards me and Dick, beside me, the cloth outlined her muscled thighs. Her pace was uncharacteristically slow. Watching her I thought of our rambles through the countryside and over diggings. I thought, too, of the picture her swaying haunches must have made behind her and was jealous of the others sitting on the pews. I was even jealous of the fabric sliding across her milk skin and over the mole at the head of the fold of her arse.'By the time she stood beside me I. She greeted me in the shower with a long slow french kiss, and pressed herself against my cock as my hands massaged and explored her curves. Then she turned around, leaned back into me and guided my hands to her breasts, pressing my palms against her large, drink coaster sized areolas and swollen nipples. I slowly caressed and circled her areolas and nipples with my hand, alternating with soft squeezing and pulling her hard wet nipples between my fingers, as she drew in her breath and moaned.