" Christ, you got that right," he stammered."OK, how do we do this? You wearing boxers?" No, Jockeys." Hmm. Well rather than my screwing around trying...to fish you out of the fly, why don't I just pull everything down? That way there's less chance of an accident." Fuck, whatever. Just hurry - I can't hold it much longer!"So I stood behind him and undid his belt, and then the button and fly on his jeans. Taking a deep breath, I slid my hands under the elastic of his jocks and pulled them about. I gave dad his cutting tools and he was thrilled and almost brought to tears. "Paul, how did you know I wanted these?" A little birdy told me."When we had gone through all of the small gifts, I pulled mom's big gift out of its hiding place in the tree. She opened the little box finding the gold watch inside. She was awestruck. "Paul, you didn't have to get me something so expensive." I know, you deserve it after all that you have done for me. I wanted to get you something nice." Yeah grandma,. " Without admitting that they have any right to enforce a rule, exactly what rule were those students suspected of violating?" They have to make themselves available to be seen and touched by other students."Meanwhile, a group of students were watching, attracted by the conversation.At Cirota's last comment, one girl called out, "I had no problem seeing or touching anyone!"Another called out, "I didn't either. I was walking right next to Susan and could see and touch her with no problems. Then. Never mind," Andrew's voice called on the other side of thedoor."No wait, I meant yes. Pizza yes," I called out. "Fuck you Joy," Ihissed into the phone."Oh, but you already did, Honey. Now it's your turn." Her voice was sosyrupy sweet it could cause a diabetic to have a seizure. "And I haveto say that you are really racking up those girl points. Keep it up! "I hung up.Andrew and I headed down the boardwalk to his favorite pizza place. Iwore a darling pink lace cropped camisole and white cut.