And I wanted her badly.This was when the bigger shocker occurred. Mireya set the pizza down, then walked over to slap me, forcing me to block the slap... and finally puckered up for the wettest, juiciest, wildest kiss that she ever gave me in our mutual history. I stood in shock for once, especially once Mireya took her payment, crossed out the generous tip that she saw me leave her, and wrote down...”you” in its place. Then she bent over, showing me that she had a zipper in the back of her. Linda let herself in. The cleaning woman came in hours after the gym closed, but wasn’t surprised to see Audrey still working out. At fifty, Linda was old, fat, and happy with life. She had shed her hang-ups with husband number two, and was at peace with who she was. She had grown up a black woman in an age when discrimination was still not only acceptable, but just becoming illegal. She got by on hard work, and a good laugh, able to pick herself up and laugh when life knocked her down. Looking. I shrugged, "I dunno."I took another swig of beer while Cat just stared at me. I finally relented, hoping my nervousness didn't show, "I found a carpenter for the house today." You did? Who?" Uh, you don't know him. His name is JJ." Where'd you meet him, the shop?"I shrugged, "Not exactly. I was driving out to the house and he was having car trouble." And you stopped to help him?"I snorted, "I almost hit him." You really need to slow the fuck down."I grinned, "I know." What was wrong with his. It felt as if she had not stopped coming since she stepped out of the elevator and saw him standing there like a shy schoolboy.His tongue left her twat and slid along her crack to visit her asshole. He palmed her rosy ass cheeks and placed his thumbs next to the tight rosebud. With a firm pressure, he spread her open in an obscene invitation to come in and visit. She could barely move, but she made the effort to thrust her exposed bunghole out to him. He felt her backward pressure and grinned.