" "Hey," I reassured him. "I masturbate too. I just don't leave evidence lying around." He looked up at me at that point and smiled. I had just reveal...d a secret to him. "So, tell me what you do," I said. "Just tell me." "Well,' he began. "I umm, smell them. Then I wrap them around myself and stroke it." I was floored. "Why on Earth would you smell them?" I asked with shock in my voice. He was embarrassed. "I don't know. It just...well...smells different I guess." I had to calm him. "Okay, but. ,” said Big Tony, “we got nothin’. Okay. Put out the word if anybody sees her send up a flare. But don’t plan on doin’ nothin’.”Lerwick, Shetland IslandsAfter the Brexit election in 2016, the United Kingdom broke apart over the next decade and a half. Scotland and Wales withdrew and applied for membership in the European Union. And the Shetlands broke off from Scotland after its own plebiscite, forming its own nation between Scotland and Norway, with a capital at Lerwick.The Shetland Islands. This is the worst job on the drive! He's just trying to teach me humility." Maria was still angry."Well, I could be wrong, but usually we switch positions every day. That would mean we will only have half a day of this dust. Tomorrow, those riding drag will to it all day." Billy turned to chase a steer back into the group.Pedro had dinner ready when Emerson, Maria, and Billy rode up to the camp fire. Pat, Miguel, and Ernie had already finished and were back out circling the herd. The rest were. Then all of the sudden the door opened. It was Jeanette. “Hey dad have you seen Callie? She's not in the bathroom or my room,” Jeanette said as she walked in. The she saw us laying on the bed as we were both completely naked. “What the fuck? Dad, Callie, what are you two doing?” Jeanette asked. “Oh shit,” John replied. She looked absolutely pissed. “Callie he's my dad. What the fuck are you doing with him?” Jeanette asked. Wow, I knew exactly what I wanted to say, but I just couldn't say the.