Okay then, how do you get four old ladies to say, 'Fuck'? You just have the fifth one say, 'Bingo.' Woohoo!" Ok, ok settle down people, settle down. I...see I might be offending some of the blue hairs in the audience, so let's see if we can pick on some other people. No really, I am not about cheap jokes, I am a lot more. I see we have a few beautiful women in the front row tables. They always want to get as close as they can. They want to know if the rumor is true. They see a Jew and want to. M. of the next morning and I was heading to my car after 2 hours of pure ?phone sex? with Mike. My outfit was as follow: white long sleeved tight blouse, pink super mini skirt, white garter belt with stocking and 5? ankle strap white high heels pumps. I was wearing pink g-string, pink bra with glued breast forms and my long black hair wig with bangles. Purple make-up, purple eye contacts and purple long nails completed the look I was instructed to have: slutty.As I walked to the car, purse. ”“Yes, tonight,” she said, before one of the younger kids dropped something in the kitchen and that caught her attention. “Oh dear, what did mommy’s little rascal get up to now?” she said and got up.Later in the evening I was trying to read in bed again, but it was hard to concentrate for a variety of reasons. Mom knocked and entered, wearing the same nightgown. I had assumed she wouldn’t wear that. This must have been a sign of something. What, that was yet to be seen.Mom held my hand again.. How are things going with you?”“Work is fine. The other thing is very difficult.”I nodded, “I’m sure.”“She’d like you to come see her.”“I’m not sure that’s the best idea,” I said.“She wants to apologize. If you won’t do it for her, would you do it for me? As a friend?”I nodded, “Sure. Call my office after the New Year’s and we’ll work it out.”The evening went along as I expected - dinner, a number of speeches, and then more social time. Kara and I left a few minutes after the last speech, and.