Now for anyone who has ever worked in a restaurant, it is probably one of the most sexually deviant places, full of sexual tension, innuendoes and lot... of boredom when the place is slow. My first week working was hard, the waitresses viewed me as annoying because I was young, barely knew the menu and probably was a bit too enthusiastic. The chefs and dishwashers were so kind in welcoming me. Jimmy led the charge in making sure I knew where everything was in the kitchen and the walk-ins. He. My wife April knows about these trips and what they do to me and so does her family. Quick word about my in-laws. If you put all their brains together, you still couldn’t get a high school diploma worth’s of intelligence out of them. All except for April. She’s the whole package, pretty and smart. That is until she gets with her family. The fucking idiots have no limits to the grief they give me.It’s generally innocent stuff, but sometimes they go too damn far. The worst was a prank call about. She will be surprised when she gets there, as it won't be what she expects. The appearance is deceiving, and it is not the gap that leads to the ocean. We have a drone and two cats monitoring her. She didn't take anything with her. She has found water and wild fruit to eat in the valley. She appears to be very comfortable, based on her actions." Okay. Just keep an eye on her," said Jim."Let's get ready for your friends arrival," said Amy as they left for the living room. "I brought a couple of. We're sisters, actually."That tickles me, the 'sister' thing. "So your sister Susan ... Does she talk about me?" A little, I guess," Tina said. "She said it's interesting that y'all read the same books, and stuff like that." D'ya think she LIKES me?" Oh gosh, Jason, I don't know ... yes, she likes you ... you're a nice guy," she said."I mean, 'likes me' likes me ... you know..." I couldn't make myself come out and ask. Nerd. Social skill level zero.Tina's giggle told me what her words wouldn't.