‘Hello, Mr. Larson. Nice to see you again,’ Josh greeted the man. ‘What are you doing on my spread?’ Larson asked. ‘We were following the tr...il of some stolen cattle but lost them in the rain. Didn’t know we were on your land,’ Josh answered. ‘Well now you know, so get off my ranch,’ Larson ordered. When he said this the four men with him got tense, waiting for something to happen. Josh looked at Larson and the other men, his smile slipping from his face, then said, ‘We’ll leave Mr. Larson but. Main bola to Shilpa aunty aap hi ban jao. Woh smile karne lag gayi aur boli tum bahut bade flirt ho. Main toh tumse age mein badi hu aur married bhi.Main hass ke bola aunty try toh karke dekho. Aunty hass padi aur unhone mazak samajh ke taal diya. Hum ghar pahuche. Mere se ruka nahi gaya maine unse bola toh aunty kya vichar hai meri girlfrirnd banne ka. Aunty boli tum cute ho par apni age toh dekho. Main fir bola aap mauka toh deke dekho aunty.Main baar baar unki tarif kar raha tha jisse woh. "No, no," I said draining the last of my beer. "I'll better go find Lav."A quick circuit of the ground floor failed to find her, so I ventured upstairs where there was a small queue outside the bathroom."Have you seen Lav?" I asked. "Is she in there?"My first thought was she was feeling ill after all the drink she had consumed."No," said a girl in the line. "There's a guy in there at the moment." Where the fuck was she?" I whispered to myself.There were three other doors off the landing. The. Then all you have to do is inspect them so they're up to your standard. Your role will be to sit on the settee and watch that he does them properly," she said.I tried to protest. "But I don't know how to use the washer, or how to iron," I said."Well I will show you once, and then you will," snapped Sue. Which took us all by surprise with her ferocity."Yes, Sue," I said meekly."Well done," said Julie. "You're beginning to get the hang of things." Yes," said my wife. "I believe I am," she said.