Let me introduce myself. My name is Mathew Alexander Denton, my friends call me Matt and so do my parents when they aren't pissed off at me. In order ...o properly tell you my story, I have to take you back a few decades. When I was young I was labeled a child prodigy. I have a gift for being mechanically inclined, as I am able to understand the inner workings of damn near anything. Hand me something that is broken and I will have it in excellent working condition before most people can even. Me mene makhan lahaya lund pe or lun under ekdum ghus gaya ufffff ahhhhhhhhh or mere kamar me tange fasaaa di or muze chumne lagi gandi tarika se or me dhake marta raha or fir vi bhi chal uchal ke ke marvane lagi uff ahhhh or kehne lagi abhi tum thak haye hoge me tumahre upar ati hu or fir vo mere upar ake chutado ko gumane lagi or Chuchi mere muh me daal diya bas fir mene use kutiya banaya kya lag rahi thi kutiya bani hue. Pao me pajeb or hato me chuddiya or chuchiyo me latakta maga sutra h. What Jevon needed to say to get the guys going. And I mean really going, going like they wanted to spend a lot of money on just having some time with me. Me. Imagine! My biggest worry then was getting a good price for the BTS charity, not Jevon referring to me as ‘this cunt.’ Beth had explained earlier that this sort of talk would be used with all the girls. So it wasn’t like it was just specifically me. I mean not just me who was referred to as a ‘slut’ or a ‘cunt.’ And Beth was really good. I especially recalled her advice, “Always treat her with respect."Remembering that, as I lay in the single bed, I was thinking of how little respect Linda had known. With good thoughts in my mind I, at last, fell into a deep sleep.The following morning, there was little sign of the ferocity of the previous day. Linda looked good, refreshed after a settled night. Just seeing her face afforded me much pleasure.On the road again, through Edinburgh in an hour and a quarter, we had a brief coffee.