“So one day I got an idea at 8:45pm I would go under her trailer and when she put the hot dog in the hole I would pull it out and stick my p.nis in ...he hole.“So that night I did, and it was going great until someone knocked on the door and she tried to kick it under the oven!”An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car. As she’s going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, “Excuse me ma’am but you were. She said that she did tell them that she did get enjoyment when I performed oral sex on her. She went on to say that the girls began asking her questions and finally when they got around to discussing and comparing penis sizes, none of them believed her when she said she guessed the size of my penis to be maybe no more than 5 inches. She said they all laughed, and told her that the normal size of most men's penises was much larger. When she asked how much larger, one of them said her husband. He stands slightly to one side of the woman so that we can see him as he fondles the woman’s arse through the knickers. He takes his time, enjoying the sensation. At one point the woman says, ‘Yes,’ but the reason is unclear. Now his cock is hard. He moves into position and points the knob at where the fabric covers her crack, pushes gently. Then he moves closer, lets the full length of his prick lie against the material, allows her to be aware of its hardness before slowly beginning to let it. I gently massaged her boobs as she continued to grind away on my lap. I was in heaven. She tossed her head back and began feigning an orgasm. She dug her fingertips into my bare shoulders and began to shake.“Oh God!” she cried out.At first, I thought she was only playing around, but then she flooded my lap and my boxer shorts with her feminine juices. I don’t know who was more embarrassed, her or myself.Alexa laughed.“Damn girl!” said Alexa, “You just came all over him.”“I know,” Bethany.