" What's that?" Every year, I've got about two dozen friends and relatives that I have to send Christmas presents to, and it's always a hassle to come...up with something for some of them. I mean, what the hell do I send to Jenny Evachevski, for instance? This year was easy. I just sent them a book." That's one way to get rid of them." How are they selling, anyway?" Oh, they're selling all right," George said. "I mean, I didn't expect to have spectacular sales, but they've been all right. We'll. Swimming was my sport in high school and I was pretty good at it. When it came time to choosing a college I had a couple of offers of partial scholarships but I was not that good a swimmer and the colleges I wanted to attend weren’t interested.So, I chose the engineering program at DU. I thought I’d try walking on the swim team but I knew my swimming career was coming to an end which might happen anyway considering what I’d heard about the workload involved in an engineering degree.My freshman. “Did you make me a coffee?” He asked.“Why should I make you a coffee?”“To show that we are friends.”“We are not friends. You are a nuisance that happens to have seduced my mother. I don‘t fall for your so called charm.”“You don’t have to. You are a lesbian.”“You what? How dare you!” I was staggered.“I am sorry. You are a lesbian, aren’t you?”“I am not a lesbian.”“Prove it.”“Pardon?”“Prove you are not a lesbian.”“You know, you are the most disgusting, obnoxious person I have ever met.”“That’s a. "OK, he said Love You. He was just being flirtatious, I'm sure," Isaid"And you said Me Too? Amazing," he said sarcastically.The next day while I was preparing dinner the bell rang again and thistime it was a delivery service with a package for Chloe. I singedagain and took the box inside and when I opened it my mouth justdropped in shock.In the box was a red sequence Dolce and Gabbana in a size 8 fromNordstrom's with another note from Franklin. "Darling, I wanted toget you something to match.