When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!I'v... been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.I still don't think I looked that bad.Apolitical AphorismsIf God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.~Jay Leno~The problem with political jokes is they get elected.~Henry Cate, VII~We hang the petty thieves and appoint the. “I haven’t even told him about Skylar at all yet.” I could feel Leslie’s eyes drilling into me. “Girl, you’re gonna have to tell them something. I know Andy is your best friend, but its gonna be different no matter what now that you’re a girl. Guys are different when they’re with cute girls. If he’s attracted to you, then he might think he deserves first dibs on being with you since you guys have been friends so long. If I had a best friend that turned into a hot guy, that’s how I would feel.”. It happened in my late 20s. My girlfriend Joan (who went on to become my wife who I still deeply love) went on a Club Med vacation to the island of Moorea, just off Tahiti. She had never been on a vacation to anything like this–the beauty of a tropical paradise.The following happened a few days into our vacation.I had finished some vigorous waterskiing and was sitting on a beach bench where I could continue to watch others skiing. I wanted to rest and enjoy the scene before I went scuba diving. The slightest twitch of them reminds me howsensitive and soft it is. Without any underwear on it's just skin onskin. I blush hard and try not to think about it, but find it difficultnot to. I'm so focused on my walking I don't notice mom has taken me tothe guest room."Why're we here?" my soft voice sighs, looking at the bare room. A doublebed, a small closet and a dresser. Plainest room in the house. Mom justtakes me to the bed and sits me down. I notice that my legs do this weirdthing where.