Bush), the Catholic Church, and the current Pope (Benedict XVI). If you cannot take a joke then please leave, and please let the door hit you in the a...s on your way out. Otherwise, you Bad Humor Fans, ENJOY!!A not so long time ago, in a political blunder far far away...BLUNDER WARSEpisode H: Attack of the Government IneptnessChapter 1-The evil Repulican Empire for years has controled the once free territory of America and continues to push its control into other areas such as Iraq, Pakistan,. ’ And he stood then at the ready, sword leveled with the split of the demons neck, ‘Tell me then, your name!’ The creature let a low rumble travel through it’s putrid bowels, shaking it from tail to dual heads and terminating in a puff of black smoke and a foul laugh, ‘Silly man! How foolish! How amusing! Don’t you think one moment? Write it on your forehead! Recite it every day and you’ll not comprehend it! Do you wish to know the name of your destroyer?’ And again he shook and writhed with. He would even have allowed you to experience another man or two if that was what you wanted. What made you do it the way you did? Why didn’t you just talk to him about it?”Lori was still sobbing.“It wasn’t planned. It’s all a bit cloudy, but I don’t understand it when I look back on it either. I don’t remember much of it. I asked him about his sexual experiences and how many women he’d been with, and I suddenly got angry that he’d done so much, and I only had one.”Maddy giggled.“Yeah, but that. Is that agreeable with you?" That sounds fine to me…umm…do I call you Mr. Greenbalt, Sir or Master?" Good Lord, none of those. You may call me Theodore but I would like to keep the conversation to a minimum. I would like you to concentrate on your performance." Danni nodded her understanding and Theodore smiled at how quickly she complied. He took her by the hand and guided her to lie on the bed, arranging a pillow behind her head. He took off his shirt exposing a muscular chest. He began.