" Elidi tugged at Celia's panties andpulled them off her then she shucked out of her own.Elidi was wearing sheer-to-the-waist seamless pantyhose, the...crotch assheer as the rest of diaphanous garment.Elidi flipped Celia on her side and scampered down the bed and intertwinedher legs with Celia. She pressed her silken-shrouded mound againstCelia's and began to grind."Oh that feels so good!" Celia gasped."Scissor-sisters," Elidi groaned as her sex opened like the petals offlower and pressed. Let us do what you are paying us to do, please. That's why you came to us, isn't it?" asked Foster."Yes, of course. I didn't mean to get ahead of your investigation," I apologized. "It's just that the very thought of Monica having a lover makes me angry and tense. I have to find out the truth before I do, or say, something I'll later regret." We'll get right on this case and you'll know the truth shortly, don't worry," promised Foster. "I'll need you to answer a few questions and to sign a few. She is going to town on my ass and she is getting off on it. She tells me how wet her pussy is and how I'm going to eat her out good when she is thru with me. She pulls out for a second and admires her work; my ass is gaping wide open. She spits on my ass and I can feel the warm liquid slide into my hole. I moan in ecstasy. She laughs at me and tells me that I'm her slut, then jams the cock in my throat. 'Suck it up bitch' she demands. 'Get all of that ass juice off for me'. I greedy gobble her. I see you’ve already heard it.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?A cherry float.What do you do when your Kotex catches fire?Throw it on the floor and tampon it.What’s 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1?Bo Derek getting older.Did you hear about the new douche powder made of alum, LSD, and Kentucky Fried Chicken batter?It’s uptight, outasight, and finger-lickin’ good.What’s the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?You can unscrew a light bulb.What do fat girls and mopeds have in.