The relationship is so holy that to have sexual thoughts about one's mother is sacrilegious in a very serious way. While I felt ashamed on one hand, o... the other I couldn't deny the arousal I felt every time I thought about her. It was difficult for me to not look at her as a desirable woman. I was torn between guilt and libido, between shame and sensuality, and between what would in a nutshell be hell and heaven.Just after the first event a second event took place. One day I went into the. " stated the girl in a matter of fact fashion.Mohammed was taken aback and didn't know what to say but Mei-Ling waltzed into the apartment and began to speak. "Mr. Akbar, let me get right down to the facts. You want a new life. I am here to give it to you. The only condition we have is that you must willingly accept the program. Please sign at the bottom of this contract."Mohammed was expecting a lengthy contract but the single sheet of paper only had the following written on it: "I, Mohammed. "That's when I realized it. Like I said, I'd just thrown Mike's shirt on when I ran downstairs. Well, you know Mike, so you know his shirt's big on me, and with the tails hanging down it really covered me up pretty well when I first answered the door. But I was in such a hurry I'd forgotten to button the shirt up, and what with running back from the den and chasing those coins all over the floor that shirt had fallen wide open."So there I was, Father. Can you imagine it? Stark naked in front of. After the first mile I was completely winded. "Can you slow down a bit? You have me dog assed tired." The lead ogre looked at me and said,"Smasher, pick up puny human and carry pig-a-back, he too slow, never get to King Crusher." Smasher gave me a look of pure disdain, then picked me up like a small child, put me on his back. I have to admit that if I hadn't have been humiliated by this ride it would probably have been a lot of fun. -Here I am having a nice nap and when I wake you are being.