Greg gently guided her down on top of himself as he retook his seat on the couch. He had straddling his hips her skirt hiked up almost to her hips. ...is strong hands firmly began to caress her breasts. They were heavy and soft and felt like heaven to him.Greg carefully undid two buttons on Kelly's blouse and then pulled her bra up over her breasts so they spilled out of her shirt. He then squeezed both tits together and admired them as the air conditioned air made her nipples harden and. Then he told me he was about to really get me ready, and he reached over and got the bag. He got a small rag, and wiped the massage oil away from my cheeks and opening, and replaced it with some gobs of water based lube. He then got back on top of me, and began a quick descent down my back blowing his hot breath on my skin before stopping at my butt to plant little kisses all over it, and lick my crack up and down to gradually include my new found pussy hole! Once his hot tongue found my pucker. ”They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite poultry farmer.”The accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute?”“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”Chartered Acct : “Brilliant!! ‘Poultry Farmer’ it is! and Agricultural Income is tax-free.”Twelve of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio:1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - “This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.”2. New. I understood she wanted it in her mouth.I came real hard and I pushed my little monster deep into her throat and came. She gagged and I could see my cum squirt out of her mouth. I never came that much. She couldn’t breathe so I took my dick out and shot the remaining cum on her face and boobs. But she didn’t give up. That little body of hers had quite some strength and stamina. She swallowed all of my sperms. And her mouth smelled full of my semen. I licked off the sperms off her body boobs and.