“How many?” Fergin asked, flexing his huge hands as if wanting to strangle someone.“Just one,” Braith told them. “There was nobody at the fa...m, so I tracked him to a town nearby, a place called Ironshire. The scent was old, but unmistakable. I picked it up again, and tracked him to the mountains to the north, where his scent vanished.”“How long were you at the farm?” This from Leif, who looked troubled at the news.“Not long. Once I found Aiden with Paladin stench all over him, I left right. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?'Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total realisation... 'I meant my dress size, you f****ing idiot!!!'The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrongThese are compliments of MikeyHOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERSActual excerpts from hospital charts(Parenthetical thoughts are mine.)1. The patient refused autopsy. (Wouldn't. Oooh, how I love a man with pretty teeth. So, of course I started to grind back up on him and show him what I was working with. So I’m having a blast with these guys and then the club lights come on. Anyone who has been out having a good time knows what that means….it’s time to go home. Lance invites us back to his place and we happily obliged. In my mind I was thinking if this was the night I was going to have two dicks inside of me. We jump in a cab and went back to his place (what did you. Her breasts were crushed against my chest.Mom propped herself up on an elbow and ran a hand through my hair. "I'm sorry, honey. I hope I didn't hurt you. Are you okay?" She shifted, seeming to catch my cock between her legs. She looked concerned when I didn't answer. I couldn't answer. I was slipping completely out of control. I seemed to have no free will. Tentatively, I brushed my lips against Mom's. Now she looked more confused than concerned. I put my hand against the back of her head and.