One of the calls was from the Provost's secretary. So I walked over to see her. She said that she'd noted that I'd been at UWA for over ten years and ...hat her predecessor had offered me an academic post. I tried to keep quiet, though I thought I knew where this was going. I was right. She said that they couldn't offer the salary of CSIRO, but there were other benefits in academia, not least the shorter academic year and the freedom of teaching what I wanted, when I wanted. I thanked her and. There has always been on fantasy that Chloe simply cannot fulfill me with and that is for me to experience a man fully and privately.We got married only 4 weeks ago and we went to Budapest for a mini-moon, Chloe was so tired after all the hard work she had put into the wedding and for the first 2 days was dead on her feet. I didn't want to waste any time and decided to take a look round some historical sites. I went to a roof top bar to have a refreshing cocktail, the bar was quite busy so i. I was caught by a mob of men and accused of being a witch before I had the chance."***********************I woke from my dream, and as usual, I was sweating. I was beginning to wonder how healthy this was for me and how long these dreams would last. I looked around my room, and there sat my great-grandmother. She looked at me and said, "Dear child, you are now learning some of the power of being a witch. I warn you, do not misuse it."I said, “How do you know what I am learning? Why are you. I was eleven and had been warned he was dangerous to girls, especially young girls like myself, as apparently he had been caught swimming with a girl who was just ten, and when he had been caught he had a boner, and was wanking it as she lay on the ground naked.How much is true and how much is pure fantasy, I could not know, all us girls were starved of men, as we outnumbered them by three to one, and it was all we talked about, as we entered our teens, drank beer and telephoned, 'Horny Girls',.