They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, ...if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."# 8A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No. Ab to mummy ne ghar pe bhi apne jalwe dikhane shuru kar diye hai.Mummy ab mere saamne nahane ke baad bathroom se sirf towel lapet ke bahar aa jaati hai.Aur mujhe apni moosal chuchiyan aur gaand ke darshan karane lagi.Kabhi sirf petticoat ko apne boobs tak baandh kar bahar aane lagi aur mere saamne apni panty pehne lagi .Kabhi to mummy petticoat aise baandhti thi ki uske gap me se mujhe meri mummy ki panty ke darshan ho jaate the.Aur jab wo panty nahi pehanti thi to mujhe mummy ke chut ke baal. I was smiling as I cleared the table when I heard a soft voice behind me. "That would have been Charlie and me many years ago." I turned to see Chris standing in the corner.Chris and Charlie had met here just after I bought the place. Chris had been a friend since college even though there was no more than friendship between us we had remained close. My first night here, she had come in to wish me luck and try and con me out of a free drink. We had been visiting when a tall, well-muscled man. Then I’m going to break you up into groups, and have you all work on a single project.”I lead them over to a demonstration work table, where I had arranged for a basic stasis unit to be set up.“This is a basic unit. Using eight micro gravity wave generators, tuned to a harmonic frequency, it alters the fabric of space. It creates an object that is outside all our dimensions, including time. Everything inside stops aging, and moving. The result is that from the outside, it appears to have been.