By the end of the meal I was quite d***k. I’d struck up a good conversation with Sandra’s nephew – James – and amused myself by dragging his a...tention away every time the slightly plump bridesmaid tried to engage him in flirty conversation. No one could out flirt me, I thought. By the end of the speeches I was desperate for another pee – something I’d whispered to James about several times. As we got up from the table I could see the plump girl building her strength up to ask James for a dance.. . I was so absorbed by this discovery I didn't hear my girlfriend come back into the room and I was caught red-handed."What the fuck do you think you're doing in Sally's drawers?" she mocked. I hastily dropped the panties but the dildo fell with a clunk to the floor."Oh my god! I never thought she'd have one of those!" squealed Sophie. She reached for it and half joking, put it to her nipple which had fallen out of her bathrobe. Turning the knob on, the dildo sprang to life and began to vibrate. I pushed a bit and got my entire hand into that sweet, slutty, mature pussy...even though she was in her late 50's and had three k**s naturally, her pussy was still tight and looked great if you liked a pussy that had large meat curtains to enjoy. She blew the smoke out and immediately started to moan..."Daddy, no one has ever put their entire hand inside me before. It feels strange, but I like it...makes me feel like I have to pee Daddy. Don't stop...please don't stop Daddy." I continued to. I lubed up my little finger with lotion and slowly wriggled it into his ass. His butt clenched and unclenched and tried to force me out but I stayed firm. "Just relax your ass" I said, and he was able to.I slowly lubed up my index finger into his ass, moved it around, and then pulled it out. I went back with two fingers and then three, slowly working them into him and his hole was slowly beginning to loosen up. When I pulled out three fingers, I saw his hole was a lot more open now."So do you.