He also showed us how to pee in this hole he made and when we need to shit we push our rear against this hose and a vacuum comes on and sucks the shit...away. He put a dish down with some dog food in it and said now we can eat on our own. He said that he is going to install a TV on the ceiling to make it easier to watch. He also promised he would never let us get all dirty again and said he was sorry he left us like that. He had regrets and thought if he got caught with a young girl he would go. Not in public, anyhow. Out in the field, looking at a pump operating, Billy had been reminded of burro-prick by the steady rise and fall, and the front of his trousers had jutted out instantly, alarming the field crew who were with him because, being well-trained men, they thought he was bringing in a geyser. Later, they had laughed at him, to his abject mortification.It had been no better for Hank.Studying oil samples he had imagined a sudden flash of donkey-cum, thick and hot as the heated. ‘What do you want, Clara?’ You, I thought. I want you to touch me. I want you to take this dress off and feel my skin. I want your lips all over my body, exploring every inch of me. I want you to do whatever you want with me. I closed my eyes, and murmured back, ‘I want you to kiss me.’ … Nothing. ‘Please?’ I whispered against his mouth. ‘… Sir?’ And with that, our lips collided. His were the softest I’d ever kissed- actually, they were only the second lips I’d ever kissed. But I knew that I. ." "Leave me alone!!" he slammed the phone down. It took a few minutes to calm himself down and throw a frozen dinner in the oven for supper. He picked up the dreaded junk mail and looked through it. "Wal-Mart, garbage." he mumbled to himself tossing the flyer, "You may have just won...ughh. Grocery store ad...gone, pizza ad...gone, customer survey...geez why do they send all this crap." He went to toss the junk in his garbage but the customer survey caught his eye again. It had written on the.