" Why do you have a key to her place?" I called her this morning and apologized for how I treated her last night, saying I didn't want to upset you." ...here better be a good punch-line here." Don't worry, there is. Well, she pouted a bit, but invited me over for some fun." Son of a..." Hold on! Our ideas of fun were slightly different, as you're about to see." What do you mean?" Come on, it's in the attic, your present, I mean."..."Jesus!" Do you like it?" Jesus Christ! John. Oh fuck." Do. ”“Why don’t you just get both?” said Carol.Jack looked at his wife as if he’d forgotten she was there. “Sorry?”“It’s what I do when I can’t decide. I get both.”“Darling, we’re not talking about shoes here. Why don’t I get you another cocktail? Waiter!”Jack and Gary plotted world domination. It didn’t look like they’d be leaving the restaurant any time soon, even though the meal was over and the bill had been paid. But Carol had a cunning plan. At least her Chardonnay-soaked brain told her it. ‘I know what you mean. I feel that way myself on Saturday afternoons.’ Bill blinked. Had she just let him know she wasavailable? There was only one way to find out. ‘I’m surprised you don’t have a lineup of guys all wanting to date you. I know I’d be there if …’ He left the awkward comment unfinished. ‘Well, if you’re asking me for a date, I’d probably say yes,’ she replied without hesitation. ‘Really? Then, yes, I’m asking you for a date, Saturday, after work.’ ‘And I’m saying yes. What do. "I tried to stop you..." he said, realizing that anything he might say would be futile."Well, I didn't think ... I must not have heard you ... whatever ... can't change it now. Are you two coming in or aren't you?"Tommy looked at Bill, who seemed anxious to be in the pool with Kara. Tommy considered the situation for a few seconds. He was warming up to the idea of Kara showing-off in front of his cousin, in fact he was becoming pretty excited by the prospect of it.Tommy nodded to his cousin..