You had several of them.”I shuddered. “Dead man’s revenge. Teaches me, handling the body without any protection.”She blinked. “You contracte... those from a dead Andorian with questionable hygienic habits?”“Never mind that. Say, there must be a Chuckian convention somewhere.”“Naturally there are many Chuckians here, our holy planet is only sixty light-years from here. We have one of our largest temples right here on Blisterbahl II.”“You are the prettiest of them all. Ever considered showing me. He instantly laughed and said u like balls don't u and she went a little red and looked at him and said it depends the kind. He said big ones that are full and laughed and I instantly went rock hard and he instantly said I'm just having a joke but she took it well and said depends how sweet they are and smiled looking down to soften the subject. An hour later we went to a club we took pics and he asked I take some of him and another colleague and then said to her do u wanna take a pic and she. I’ve been wanting it. So last night I invited her to hang out.***We started out at a little bar that never had too many customers. We chatted about old friends and men and how both of us were single. After a few drinks I mentioned this guy I talk to online named Ray. We didn’t talk much about him, just that we exchange stories and how when I write a nasty story I send it to him. She asked about the stories, so we went back to my house and I pulled up the story I wrote about the twins.“This is. Hai or chodne mein to bahut mza aata hai,Jab main ghar gya to next day bua k ghar gya, unke husband mostly ghar se bahar hi hote hai, main bua se mila or unhone mujhe baithne ko kha, to main upar wale kamre mein chla gya tv dekhne, tab bua nahane wali thi, or bahar khda hokr phone use kr rha tha, tab bua bathroom mein jaa rhi thi, achanak dekha k bathroom ka jo roshandan hai usme mein se bua dikh rhi thi, maine aas pass dekha koi nhi tha,Main chupke se use dekhne lga, kya nazara tha wo, pehle.