Not that labor intensive cooking was normal around our house during the week. Both Audrey and I worked, and not having kids yet, there was no reason t...at we had to be home early from work. We'd been talking about changing that recently, as Audrey's biological clock was, as they say, ticking.Yeah, those 5-bone roasts weren't the finest cut of meat, but they're flavorful.When I walked into the dining room, Audrey came over and smiled and kissed me.I suspect that I didn't look too happy at that. ' Kevin motioned to the chair. Barbara relucantly took place and Kevin turned to her with some piercing attributes. 'You are getting four piercings today.' The man grinned. 'Which?' Barbara asked wondering. 'Two nipples, a bellybutton and clit.' Kevin answered. 'Which first?' He then asked. 'Belly button.' Barbara spoke. The most normal of them all. She always had wanted piercings but never dared to get them. Now it seems she had no choise.First came the belly button, which Kevin did quickly. Little did she know. "In the bedroom" she yelled. My dad walked into the bedroom and here's where things got interesting. He looked shocked when he saw my mother naked and I in the bed. "Look who I found all dressed up" my mother said my father hesitated not knowing if my mother knew him and I were fucking when she wasn't around. He then asked my mother what she was doing and she responded saying we were just having a little fun. My mother then asked my dad if he'd like to join in on the fun.. "You're cute!" she said with a smile. "But your hair...." Oh... my... god. She knows about my wig. I keep it in a box in the closet; she must have been in there, too. But I beat her to it - I turned and quickly grabbed the wig box and opened it. She smiled and watched as I fluffed the wig, turned it over, leaned my head into it, and stood up as I tugged it into place."Yes, that's it!" she giggled. "Give us a kiss!"As I bent down to kiss her, the long brown hair on either side of my head flopped.