And I just couldn't find it in my heart to refuse. You know that we were best mates when we were at school together. How could I refuse to go with her...on her Hen Night? It was good fun actually, I didn't find it upsetting at all." Well, providing that it's only her Hen Night, Sally."Ah well ... you see, Jeff ... Um, that's why I'm calling you so late really. We had a great time this evening and I ... er sort-of agreed to..." Jesus Sal, you haven't said you'd be her maid of honour, have you? I. Since I still didn’t have a TV set, ‭ I watched some old TV shows on Sunday night. I answered several calls from people returning my earlier calls. In all I hadn’t learned much.About‭ 9PM I heard a car in the gravel drive. I looked out to see Linda pull up beside my Accent. She didn’t have Megan, so that meant Megan was with Linda’s mother overnight. That happened often, or so I had heard.‎”Hello Ed,” she said as I opened the door.‎”Come in hon. I’ve got a pot of, not too old, coffee on the. Rebellious schemers that they are, these men of the field, mustered away at the call of battle. I must admit to being afraid of my ‘guardians’, afraid of being knifed in the back, but what Odo says must be done, or heads would be removed for Odo sets the rules in a land without a king. The Interregnum, it is said, was a pox to this land, or to some, it’s saving grace. In my case, it was the latter for me. I remember turning my head, squinting into the distance as two columns of men fought in. "Yeah, I remember. That's what you want? You think that will make it all better between us?"She smiled and started to disrobe. "Of course not. But it's a fun start."When she was naked as the headliner at Coozy's she dropped to her knees. She reached up for a little bit of hog heaven but I slapped her hand away."Only on my word. And no talking unless I tell you."She nodded and put her hands behind her back like a good little subbie slut.I left her on the floor and shut the door and windows. I.