Well, because of Dick, I got to see my mom being fucked. One night, they came home from a party and she told him he could stay on the couch. Mom was...good about not ever letting a guy stay over. I figured she always got fucked at the home of whomever she dated. Well, Dick has roommates and who knows where they would fuck. Anyway, I went to bed with Dick passing out on the couch. Mom walked in as I was climbing into bed and apologized for Dick staying the night. I could smell alcohol and. She was so much more skilled and beautiful than I was at her age. I had begun as a stripper and it took me years to get a nice group of regular clients that paid well. Velvet had walked into this business and she had gotten to bypass the stripper slash hooker stage that I went through. I was sucking and fucking multiple men each night for $20 to $50 a pop back in my day and here was Velvet, starting at the top and making thousands of dollars a week and sometimes in one night, as she lived the. ..The optimist says the glass is half full.The pessimist says the glass is half empty.The mother of a five-year-old says "Sweetheart it's whatever you want it to be, just please let mummy have five minutes peace and quiet."The engineer says "Fortunately I put half my water in a redundant glass"The project manager says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.The realist says the glass contains half the required amount of liquid for it to overflow.The conservative says, "Who stole half my. We didn't hold hands on the way up, or in the kitschy museums or the restaurant where we had lunch. I didn't push anything. She liked the little shops, especially the witchy and New Age ones. "If you like these, what about Nathaniel Hawthorne's house?" That's here?" Are you sure you're from New England? I bet you've never seen the Miskatonic River either." She got that joke. "We'd best hurry. It might rain." I checked the tourist map.The house was perfect for her, as old as lust and full of.