I haven’t had a date in a couple of months. He hasn’t ever had one,” I exclaimed. “ Try 8 months. Ever since Dean left you, you have holed y...urself up in a cocoon, and I think Malcolm is kinda hot,” she told me. “ Why? How do you figure that?” I asked. “ Haven’t you taken a good look at him? Wondered what was under those 3 piece suits, he wears? I mean, he’s tall, got all his own teeth, and a full head of hair,” she smirked. “ Well, most people, who aren’t on a respirator and are. I was shocked to hear such words from her. The even more shocking fact was she was not wearing anything inside. I could see her boobs. It gave me goosebumps. They were so perfect, round as the earth, and those dark nipples looked like dark chocolate. I staring directly at her boobs. She noticed it. “Motherfucker, what are you staring at?” “Nothing mom!” “I know what you are staring at. Am I sex object, right? Your father needs me just for a fuck. He is Mr. Small Penis. You too are his son. Good. M. everyone outside stares at two giant falcons dropping from the sky just north of the valley while their claws extend ready to attack prey. The claws spit flame while twin sonic booms roll over the fields. Starting at the far end of the valley they fly up it while pouring cannon and rocket fire into the enemy troops. The semi-trailers aren’t shot up, they’re shredded by the fire. Many troops just vanish, many more fall, dead or dying. The screams of the wounded are almost louder than the. Buffalo Bob was there with Howdy Doody and Edgar Bergen was there with Mortimer Snerd and Charlie McCarthy. Jim Henson was there with all the Muppets and Fran Allison had Kukla, Fran, and Ollie with her. I guess they loved those puppets and dolls, as much as I loved my dog. It was gratifying to know that when we die, we’re reunited with those we spent so much time with and loved so much, our devoted and beloved pets, and puppets, too. Many of these people that I recognized were on TV before I.