" What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fin... now."The bartender replied: "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"The pirate explained: "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really." What about that eye patch?" Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of. . how typical of her," sighed Lady H. "Please Jill, hold on, give her a little more time. I know she feels for you very deeply. I'm sure she loves you, because you're the only one she's brought to see me more than once or twice, for years, and she's never let me spend time alone with any of her ... girlfriends before. That I happen to like you has been a pleasant surprise ... Waiter! One more bottle of that delicious Burgundy please ... oh, I'm sorry dear, was that all right? I was quite. Aap mere land (penis) jo ki sikura awastha men 4 inch ka aur khare awstha men 7 inch lamba aur 3 inch mota aur bahut hi sexy aur gulabi kalar ka hai jiska topa ekdam masroom ki tarah, bahut hi pyar, aapka dulara, sirf aapke liye mere land ko apne hathon se sahla aur masal rahi hongi, aapke sare arman pure ho rahe honge. Ham dono jannat ki sair kar rahe honge. Phir aap mere land ko bahut hi sandar tarike se chusengi, tab tak, jab tak main aapke munh men jhar najaoon, phir aap mere cum ko apne. Pengal irukaiyil avan amarnthu kondu irunthathaal niraiya aangal oru vitha vaithu erichaludan engal iruvaraiyum paarthu kondu irunthaargal. Andru kovil varum varai kama sugathai nangu anuba vaithen, en pine avan varuvaan endru ninaithen aanal avan vara villai.Pinbu en magan avanathu nanban endru oru paiyanai azhaithu vanthu irunthaan, avanai paarkum pozhuthu enai perunthil thadaviyavan pondru irunthaan. Enaku antha niyabagam vanthu vitathu, unathu peyar enna endru keten? Appozhuthu avan en.