Caution is advised.1. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind..... After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Rick woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realized he had made it home safely.3. Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.4. "IT'S A BOY" I shouted, "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY". And with tears. Laura came in, asking if I was fine.She had met there George, a black old boyfriend…As I left the ladies room, Sean was waiting there for me to go for some dancing. I let him to lead me to the dance floor.I made just a pair of rounds there and then the alcohol started to affect me. I needed to sit down and then I went back to our table.A pair of hands grabbed my hips from behind. It was Sean; I smiled at him and said I needed a chair.But Sean pulled me in close, his hands around my back just. For any other use [email protected] welcome, let me know if you want more!======================================================= F, bond, light It contains material that some people may find offensive. This work is a piece of fiction. The author does not condone any of the actions herein.======================================================= Debbie came in IRC one day trolling. I decided tofind out a bit more and got this fantasy. I'm not sureif. What do you think of that?"She gave a naughty smile, and although he was still embarrassed and shy, he smiled back. This pleased her for some reason, and before she knew what she was doing she was snogging him passionately. She could feel his hard erection through his trousers; he was so hard he must have been turned on for at least a few minutes, and this just encouraged her. She undid her blouse and he grabbed her tits through her black bra, kissing her chest while he reached around to unhook.