?I am going to teach you to keep your dick limp when I touch it, understand??ARE YOU KIDDING?My name is Mithradates Constantine Evarts, and for obviou... reasons, I have gone by my last name only since stepping into my first playground. Uncle Sam paid me a bunch of money for something that makes submarines run more soundly, and I’ve been pissy rich since my late twenties, and my main interest has been finding beautiful women and men to sexually dominate me.One night my favorite dominatrix told me. "What's this?" I asked, holding up a tube wrapped in yellow paper.Elaine snorted with laughter. "Oh, Julie! Honestly! I hardly think yourdad is ever going to have any need for tampons!"Feeling more than a little embarrassed. I dropped the tampon back into myhandbag and quickly snapped it shut."Just one more thing, dad," said Julie, once she had finished laughing ather own joke. "What's your name?"I blinked. "My name?" I asked."Yes. Grandad's calling himself Samantha, so I think it's only fair. He confirmed his identity and I let him know I was transporting him directly to his commanding officer which was a young, cute little thing he knew as Sarah. He lit up like a candle and began asking questions. I explained how we had gotten to know each other over the past year and he was happy to know she had been in good hands and that they already had a friend at the base.Upon reaching the base, he was dropped off at the appropriate location where he had to do all the necessary checkins. ”“Well then I hope this hits the spot.”“You know it does, you big-dicked bastard,” she snarled, and he pulled her torso back into a tight arc, his hands on her throat and her big malleable tits respectively.“Yes. I know.” The words were delivered in an audible hiss, before he skewered even harder and made her cry out, wild and inarticulate. Her face was flushed and sweaty already, and Josh wondered if her students could ever imagine their modern language teachers brought to this, even those who.