He wasn’t comfortable with the situation, but it was obvious these men were dangerous, and he had no choice. Angi sobbed beside him. He pulled her c...air close to his and put his arm around her shoulders.‘No need to be afraid girl,’ the innkeeper spoke behind them. ‘You are what you say you are, and then no harm will come to you. We just have to make sure. You understand. I’ll bring you over some water.’He left them alone.‘I don’t want to be here Mike.’ Angi whimpered.‘I know honey,’ Mike. Just play dead.Yes officer, I didn’t see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you!This group is compliments of Alan B.Still more hand-picked lousy humor...Why is a woman like a condom? Because both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.My girlfriend’s dad asked me what I do. Apparently “Your daughter” wasn’t the right answer.What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school. They clearly came in two vehicles, the wife and my nanny get into one and Bill gets into the other one. The wife then suggests that I ride with her husband. As I climb into Bill's truck, the SUV pulls away very quickly. Bill grabs my hand to help me into the truck. After I get in, I very quietly (but I think he heard me anyway) tell him "I am afraid I fell in love with you." Although he doesn't say a word, he squeezes my hand and I get the distinct feeling he loves me too. He puts the truck in. " Dan. Isn't he the cousin you told me about. They one you planned to marry when you were ten or so and the one you said you had all the hot fantasies about? Is he still as hot as you imagined?"Lisa was glad of the darkness as she felt her face turn hot and red. "Yeah, he's the one, but he really isn't my cousin. His father is the brother of my aunt. And, yes, he's even sexier than I remembered. But he didn't even remember me at first." But he did sometime? Say, wait a minute. How long were you.