The birth certificate was easy. I went to the local hospital, and 'time dived' to the past, about a year off from my actual birth. Then while in the '...etween' I watched as several birth certificates were made, and I stole a blank, filled it out, and returned it to the pile to be filed. Good, one legitimate birth recorded. I then stole the resultant original birth certificate, which was issued and placed in the distribution stack, to go back to the proud parents.I moved forward in time to when. I pour three fingers of whisky into each of two glasses, add a dash of water and a couple of ice cubes, and handing one to you, I propose a toast, "To a night of unrestrained and exquisite pleasure.”I sip my whisky, savouring the mellow flavour as it rolls across my tongue, and as I do, I take another long look at you, feasting my eyes on your ripe beauty. I know that this is going to be a really memorable night, as I introduce you to new and delicious perversions. I swallow the Viagra tablet I. I mean no... I mean... you sort of disappeared on me down there at the party and I didn't know where you had gone. I was actually leaving, so I'll leave you two ladies alone," I replied, fixing my tuxedo where it had gotten wrinkled and dirty from the fall.Shelley moved quickly to the open door and shut it behind her as she leaned against it, reaching behind her back to lock it."Maybe you should stick around Martin," Shelley said innocently. "Kirstie is feeling awfully lonely. Her boyfriend. The other girl had regretted it the next day, but Virginia had thought it had been fun. However she didn't seek out any similar relationships. She distracted herself from her latent bisexual/i****tuous desires by concluding that she just needed a man.Virginia was feeling horny all the time recently, but still did not now how to just go out and get laid without bothering with all the wining and dining nonsense. It shouldn't be difficult she thought as she stood at the cooker, checking the.