She turns around and in one hand is a bottle of lube and in the other is the biggest strap on I had ever seen in person. This b**st was about 12" long...and had to be about 2" across. She had watched Jose and I have sex before but she saw that Jose was average at best. So she looks at me and asks "I know your friend wasn't that big, so can you handle this?" She doesn't know about Miguel and I so even though it was longer than Miguel, he was thicker so I was sure I could handle it. I nodded yes. A quick glance in the garage told him his car was gone too.Why hadn't he asked the cops? Frank tried to shake his head, confused over his stupidity but he only managed to shimmer slightly. He quickly returned to the cops, they were loading some orange cons into the trunk. Frank tried to say 'excuse me' but he then realized he had no mouth or anything other tool to form sound. Frank hovered silently in shock."Dam kid," the elder cop mumbled."Yeah, he completely wrecked that R1," the younger. And I selected not to do anything with him. I mean, he could be my father, for that matter, my grandfather. Grandma was a little wild, I chuckled to myself. What was he, 60 maybe. How gross to think that he could have the privilege of touching this body and kissing it all over and playing with my most intimate parts all the while reveling in the little cries and moans I made as he played me like a violin, carefully, expertly, thinking only of my satisfaction. Not like some horny divorced guy. "Well, let's whip up some food," I replied and got out of bed. I started to get dressed"Don't go through all that trouble just for me," she cooed."Well, someone else has pinched my dressing gown and I don't think this 'naked chef' business is such a great idea," I replied."Do you mind?" she asked getting up and putting aforementioned garment on."Considering what happened because of it, I don't think so," I chuckled.The conversation over dinner was free flowing with no hints of reservation or.