About sex. To her son. THAT made the difference.In the next few days I kept on asking her about sex and soon she was really comfortable with discussin... it with me. But I made sure we do not talk about it when my dad was around. Soon I started dirty talking with her in pretext of sex education. She’d answer a few reluctantly and dismiss the rest.“Mom I heard about positions being a crucial factor in sex life. Is it true?”She was cutting vegetables in the kitchen. Thinking about it for a second. And secretly astonished, thinking he would have knelt at her perfect feet just then. Anything to take that frown away! What was this spell she had cast upon him?"You really like him that much?" He added wonderingly."Uh huh." She signed, nodding for emphasis. Though hoping privately she hadn't overreacted."Well, I hope that's as a brother." He smiled, causing her temper to instantly flair anew!"Of all the cotton picking nerve!" She fumed quietly. "What business is that of yours?!" Ryo-chan. The priest came to the door dressed in white robes. He spoke Spanish of course which was fine. Jerrod's Spanish wasn't as good as mine, so I explained to the priest and interpreted for Jerrod. I could have cut him out of the loop completely, except that it would look all wrong to the priest.The priest allowed us in to look around and to say a prayer for the departed. I had a couple of ingenious bugs. One was a roach looking beetle. That one I left in the Sanctuary. I had no hope at all that it. . Bill: You work in nothing but a raincoat?Debby: I work in a leotard. I’m an aerobics instructor. I took it off in your parking lot.Bob: Fu ... BEEEP! ... that! Let’s see.Bill: Come on, you do want the tickets, right?Debby: Okay, here goes. (Rustling of cloth as Debby removes her raincoat) How’s this? (Silence for a moment)Bill: Holy sh ... BEEEP! ... Jesus Christ!Bob: Yeah! Wow!Bill: Debby, I just gotta ask, just how big are those things?Bob: You’re married, right? Getting divorced.