I didn't regret what happened yesterday. My mum would already be at work and her boyfriend just ignores me when we are alone.I promptly climbed out of...bed naked and headed straight to the bathroom. From the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of my bum reflected in the mirror. I smiled, knowing I was blessed with a great body.My boobs were already 30B and my body had given me good natural curves and my favourite feature was my heart-shaped bum.Once I showered, it was time to face the music at. If God was a Woman...1. Sex would smell like chocolate2. Farts would smell like roses3. Dogs would smell spring fresh4. Babies would come from vending machines5. Men would be born with a permanent erection6. All women would have the same size breasts7. There would be no cellulite8. Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE9. Men would be born with an “OFF” switch10. There would be no “Hooters”11. A man’s paycheck would be made payable to his wife12. All menstrual cycles would be replaced with. He doesn't think of me like you think. He respects me, and listens to what I have to say." You went to Yale! You are such a smart girl. How can you be so pussy stupid?" MOOOOM!" My own girl, a pussy stupid twit!" Don't call me that, I can't stand it when you call me that." Us feminists hated girls like you. Girls who had all the mental talents to show the men off, but thought with their cunts instead. I can't believe my little girl, after all I showed her in life, is just another pussy stupid!". "Oh? And what would that be?" she asked taking the bait."I remember you once telling me how much you enjoyed breast-feeding me," I told her. "Sort of makes me wish I could experience that again, especially under the circumstances, from an entirely different point of view," I said grinning wickedly at her.She laughed at that. "Not very damn likely," she told me. "For one, I don't have milk in my tits anymore," she began. "And two...I'm not sure that it's very wise for either one of us to.