" You DO remember that I've been married three times, right?" This is very different."She gives me a smirk. On her, it's very cute, but I think I can ...ee thetiniest hint of Peter Harris in her eyes."Don't worry Mom, I'll make sure neither of us gets pregnant." Ha ha, very funny. Try to keep it down to a dull roar." Will do."* * * *** * * * *** * * *Patty wanted to talk with her mother first. I can't imagine ever takingwith my father about something like that. Her mother has to be thecoolest in. Why can't I remember his name? Did he give me a roofie? No! I never left my drink. I poured a rum and coke to calm me down. I took a sip of my drink and it hit me, Jerome. SHIT! I may be pregnant with a black baby.My cell phone rang, I picked it up looking at the caller I.D. Whose number is this? I thought."Hello." Did my little whore have fun last night?" Shit! I gave him my number."Who is this?" I knew it was Jerome but I played stupid."You know who it is black cock slut," Jerome said. "Dani. My only porn was the hidden fold-out from an old playboy I had found in the neighbor's garbage. But the pert girl-next-door nipples never seemed to excite me as much as the mature hanging slope of an older woman's breasts. "It's too hot to be out in the sun like that," I said to her, seated in a grand old wooden Adirondack chair in cut-offs and shirtless. "Don't worry, dear, your grandmother is going inside to cool off in a minute. I have a fool proof method. You're lucky you can lounge. I grinned and said, “I’m always happy for you to see me.”“It’s hard for me to see you.” We laughed. I purposely bent over extra low to get things out of the fridge. “You keep doing that and our children will be embarrassed when they come in.”“Maybe they will learn some new facts of life!”“I doubt it! Becky doesn’t need a more graphic example of her father making love than your words have already provided.”We laughed. Jack helped me cut vegetables for the supper. I cut the beef. I said, “This is.