Now she's my angel makes me so proud to be her mother - she's smart,confident, and so beautiful and now my baby's engaged, oh my God, she's sohappy no... (sniff)You should be proud of her. So how are things going since you and Miketied the knot? Well, after the most romantic honeymoon in Europe (and thanks to MadameJae and Loretta for helping me get that passport - and the marriagelicense too), Mike and I decided to get into the hospitality business.We just signed a lease and will open our new. ”“I’m good with that,” I said, although I planned a lot more than anal sex with Ashley. I would have her in bed all night and would have plenty of time to do a lot with her.- - - - -Jim pulled me aside later and whispered, “Guess what? Ashley talked to Sharon and she agreed to wife-swapping if, IF we only do oral sex.”“Well, you and I know that Ashley wants more than that.”“I know. But now we have a go-ahead to wife-swap tonight.”“Tonight?”“Yep.”“Wow! They’re eager to do this!”“Yep.”- - - -. He manages to get them to his house without wrecking the car. They almost run to his bedroom."Take your clothes off for me, baby. I want to see that beautiful body. Show it to me."She blushes and slowly unzips her dress. She pulls the straps and it fall around her feet. She puts her hands behind her head and gently sways her breasts for him. She walks up to him and he puts a finger on each nipple. She gasps and holds his hands to her. He takes one in his mouth and sucks on it. His hands move to. "We - ARE - THE - NATIVES! We - ARE - THE - NATIVES! We - ARE - THE - NATIVES!"Someone hauled out a drum and started a heartbeat rhythm. The Gallery was jumping up and down in time to the beat, throwing dust in the air and burning flags and Presidents in effigy ... my word ... you'd have thought they were in Iran.It's getting so a half way decent author can't make a little goof before his characters jump on his ass and pound him into the ground. Just who do these guys think they are ... real.