"I hope this works, or we're gonna find out the hard way if the air bags still work." Hey, you wanna go home and play video games or something?" Finn ...ightly grasped the 'oh shit' handle above his head. "I'll let you win!" Let me win?" Liv scoffed and stomped the gas. The treads spun furiously and clawed their way forward, flinging mud and snow behind them. The Jeep hit the wall with a bang. The treads hesitated briefly before climbing the slippery rock face. Liv and Finn bounced violently in. “No way” said the shocked Steve, blushing terribly. “It must be a cold.”“Call it what you like, Steven” said the doctor “but, until it sneezes, we’ll have to treat it for V.D.”A man was complaining to a friend “I had it all - money, a magnificent house, a fast car, the love of a beautiful woman ... then, poof! It was all gone!”“What happened?” asked the friend.“My wife found out...”A feminist was pointing out the many superiorities women have over men and I was at a loss refuting any of them,. James sat with me quietly, and I had to reassure him several times that I held him to no blame in any way.Finally, I began to feel tired, and Mary helped me back to bed, then took the cart and cleaned the table. She retrieved her new present surreptitiously and took her leave, to almost run over a gentleman who had just begun to knock upon our door. She let him in, and I saw that he was a trim and dapper young man in a pinstriped brown suit and bowler hat. “Hello. I am Detective Barnstop of the. She was, well she had been anyway. Theirs was a no strings attached relationship, if it could even be called a relationship. Sure, she was the only woman he had been out with in months, but hell, she was amazing, she was convenient. That was it, theirs was a relationship of convenience, he was sure she was teasing about him loving her. They had both made it plain from the beginning no strings.She climbed on the bike behind him, her thighs wrapped around him, leaning into his back, her arms.