Now Donny see if you feel comfortable get under it with your head under the seat.I layed down under it and after a few ajustments with some pillows w... found I could reach the persons butt and pussy with my head and not have to hold it up with my neck muscles.Nice and comfy Now grams.And not a moment too soon declaired Mom I need to poop Now!.Well Donny shall I use our new toy or go into the bathroom?No MOM! I want to do it this way.Gram was already getting towels to spread underneith to save. Nothing is more off-putting than kissing a crossdresser with a 5 o'clockshadow; make sure that you get every skerrick of hair removed off yourface, especially around the lips; run your fingers all around your faceand if there is any rasping at all, shave again. And for god sake trimyour nose hair!Fellatio is probably the stock-in-trade for most transvestites; I won'tbore you with techniques as most of you will have your own tricks. Ilike to 69 of course, but I sometimes find that being. Then we stood facing each other in silence, I knew I’d have to make a move as he seemed too shy and to be honest I hadn’t had any action for a couple of months. I smiled at him and he smiled back, leaning forward I touched his cheek then leaned in and kissed him, just a peck, as I pulled away he smiled, so I did it again.This time his hands came around my neck as mine held his hips, we started snogging, he was acting like he’d not had anything for ages, which he hadn’t as I found out later. As. “Ellen lass, your old Da needs your help, can you see it within your heart to do something for me? “What Da,” she asked. He was rubbing her back through the sheet.“Lass your Mam’s been gone these five years, and I have needs, just like all men, can ya help?”Ellen thought, he could force me, assault me but her Da wasn’t that kind of man, no, his Irish blarney he’d use. If she said no, he’d accept that. She thought she knew what he was asking.“Da I can’t, what would I tell the priest at.