Betty had a new boyfriend, Carl just broke up with his fiancé, and Joyce is getting a divorce… blah, blah, blah. All that just made me feel depress...d. At least other people had a relationship to have problems with! I hadn’t had a boyfriend for five years, and let me tell you that living alone with your cat and always using your hand or a toy makes you feel very lonely very quickly. So it goes for a woman of my size. I wasn’t huge, but I definitely wasn’t small. It was hard to find clothes in my. Goodbye."As Robin made his way onto the platform at Cannon Street the following evening his mobile rang. It was Daphne."I'm on the train, Daddy, and have bagged you a seat: second carriage from the front." Thanks, Daphne. See you in a couple of minutes."Daphne greeted him with a hug and a kiss and they both sat down."Thanks for doing that, poppet, otherwise we'd have been separated."She smiled at him. "I'm not the most popular girl on the train. Several people gave me a dirty look." You may not. I was sure he was listening to our conversation so I told this joke:Three men, a Jew, a Muslim & an infidel are walking on the beach one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish" says the Genie.The Jew says "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile".POOF! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the farmer's land was forever fertile. The Muslim was amazed, so he said "'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq &. I didn't understand this, I assumed I was in for a beating at the least and it's tough to beat someone gently.He came in to the room and pulled the door closed behind him. "Enjoy yourself?" he asked."I'm so sorry" I stammered, "I didn't mean anything to happen, it never crossed my mind even"He was right in front of me and whipped the towel from my hands, my cock had completely shrunk away in the shock and fear."Ha! Look at that pathetic thing, you weren't honestly going to fuck her with that.