'I've been circumcised, the other one says.What's that mean?It means they cut the skin off at the end.'How old were you when it was cut off?'My mum sa...d I was two days old.'Did it hurt?You bet it hurt. I couldn't walk for a year, 'This one is compliments of John & Beryl:FLAWLESS MALE LOGIC...Woman:Do you drink beer?Man: YesWoman:How many beers a day?Man:Usually about 3 draft Bock beersWoman:How much do you pay per Draft Bock beer?Man: $5.00 which includes a tip(This is where it gets. She tried again, the numbers lit up when she pressed them but nothing happened. Her mind raced, the room spun, visions of Linda finding her dead on the floor flashed through her head. She needed to get to the hospital. Kristy threw the phone down on the table and stumbled back to her room. She grabbed her trusty flip phone, she didn’t trust smart phones, and tried to dial. A wave of nausea hit and she dropped the phone, the back came off and the battery flew out and skittered across the floor.. When she came back around she got her bearings and started to cry. “I don’t understand what happened, no man has ever made me do that or has done that to me” she said between muffled sobs. I said don’t worry about it you just had so much tension built up we just released it.She nodded and went on to say how wonderfully rubbery she felt and it was like something dormant was released from inside. I smiled and told her that she needed to take a minute to recover and go out and check on the family.. My mom ran off every guy who came after me. My sex life was one guy kissing me and feeling me up behind the school. I had got out of school 45 minutes early and we snuck behind the school to be together. I got caught. My mom saw us. I heard the wrath of god for three weeks over that. My dad was so cool, and smiled at me behind moms back. &hellip,..Now I smiled and looked right in Blakes sexy eyes. He smiled back and began to lean forward. He moved his hands slowly up beside me. Closer and.