I didn't think much of the place, so in the morning I took off again. The map showed the route to Tepic crossing and re-crossing the mountains. I took...it slowly in case somebody had spun out and blocked the lanes as they were taken. I stayed in Tepic for several months, looking for something to draw me, to hold me in one place. I didn't find it.I headed down the road to Porto Vallarta. The lure of the idea of a giant resort city drew me on. With nobody else there it was a rattling skeleton. It. “It is nearly time,” he told me.“Time for what?”“For the formal ceremony welcoming you to the tribe.”I stared up at him, my embarrassment fading as I tried to make sense of his words. He was talking in riddles again.“Welcomed? I don’t understand, Jamir. What do you mean? And where is Jack? I’ve been looking for him all morning.”“I took your husband back to the vehicle we abandoned,” he eventually told me. “He should be back at your hotel now.”Disbelief creased my face. “No, that’s not possible.. Of course I knew about the older woman-younger guy thing, in fact in my class at high school we had this guy, Phally Andrews, who boasted that he’d screwed dozens of older women. His name wasn’t really Phally and his nickname was short for Phallus. He was reputed to have the biggest dick in the school. Smarty Oberon had looked up the word ‘Dick’ in a Thesaurus and found one of its synonyms was ‘Phallus.’ I didn’t really believe Phally and his talk about older women until I saw him come and go. Bob was very gentle and Fred’s breathing seemed very shallow.He turned round and presented us with his enormous pink penis and his balls were hanging down. The glans were dark red and there were dark blue veins running down the shaft, one in particular stood out.“Wow it seems bigger now than ever before!” we said together.We both soaped our hands and started to massage the ball sack. The balls inside jumped when we touched it. “The ball sack doesn’t seem to hang down as much as it did this.