Um, Pete.Pete: Hi. My name is Pete, I'm a sex addict.Group: Hi Pete. Welcome.Charles: Um, Pete. Put the donut down.Bob: Hey that's my donut! I was sav...ng that for Sheepy-Poo!Pete: Ah, sorry. Um, let’s see. I came here because they threw me out of the local peep show house because they said I was too creepy and something about being bad for business. Then after my third offense for flashing schoolgirls, my parole officer suggested I come to this place. I think it has helped me a lot though.. All two of us. So, I decided that a dog door was the answer. He could come in or stay out, whichever he wanted, while I was gone.Of course, the problem was that, while I could draw in exquisite detail all the working parts of anything known to man, including a dog door, I had no idea how to install one. For that, I was going to need expert advice. So, naturally, I went to Home Depot.I know you've been to one. Everybody has. It's like walking into New York City and looking for a particular. “After all, I paid for it; I might as well deliver it. You can wait in your car!” She did not give me a chance to argue, she just took the box and walked up the drive, to the sidewalk and up to the front door where she rang the bell and waited. I sat down in the car and waited. Sherry just kept a smile on her face as she would occasionally look back at me with a smile and then ring the bell again. Then the door opened cautiously and I saw Julie in a terry cloth robe looking as if she had. Not at home like the little woman who needs to be pampered and protected." She sighed in disgust. "Now, can we get going. I have some work of my own to do before that meeting."He just sat there, not moving. Did she really think that?"Do you really think that?"The hurt in his voice brought a tiny wave of disgust at herself. She tried to tell herself to be strong otherwise he would never treat her as an equal, he would always feel like he had to protect her.She couldn't do it. "I want to be your.
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