I am getting so old I can’t remember who ties up who!!2. “The Golden Years” The only thing gold about the golden years is the color of my piss!!...3. At my age, I wake up in bed in the morning, Hold my arms outwards and if I can’t feel the sides of the box, I get up!!!Why is it that diapers for babies are LUVS or HUGGIES. But for old folks its DEPENDS? I guess it DEPENDS who is in the will!Compliments of a Friend of J & G:A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon trail when he was. "Hitting my balls was a mistake but you learnt your lesson. Keep it up and I might select you. Do you know what that means?" No, sir," I said. "It means you become my property. You do what I say when I say but for me and me alone. My cock is the only cock you touch and only when I say. But it also means I have to take care of you. I become your guardian and I must feed, clothe and protect you. No more rough stuff then. I make love to you, I don't hurt you anymore. I have ten girls already and. He was already using it to adjust his voice output, and for other non-verbal communication on line. That was basically what they wanted him to do. Instead of speaking aloud, they wanted him to think his statements as output through the implant, then repeat either what they said in translation, or read aloud a printed one that appeared on a screen. When he displayed greater affinity for repeating the audio translation, and they rated him healed enough to accept some input from the second. ‘You don’t see me!’ she commanded into Jake’s mind as he approached within a dozen yards of where she stood. ‘There is no one here!’Jake searched through the bushes, even finding where his shell had struck a tree. But he couldn’t find Cherrill, or even determine which way she’d gone. Cherrill put one hand to her face and bit down on her knuckles to keep from giggling as she and Michael stared at each other grinning like two fools, both willing for her to befuddle her hunter as she practiced a.